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How you holding
in there, buddy?

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-[Mumbling]
-What?

3
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My entrails are like
a children's school vacation

4
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and they're going
on a trip.

5
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You don't look that bad,
to be honest.

6
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-Oh, Mom!
-You do not look, uh...too bad.

7
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That feels really nice to hear
from you, brother.

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[ Suspenseful music plays ]

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**

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Goddamn 2:00 p.m.
on a Tuesday afternoon

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and this traffic
is like this.

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This is the problem
with this city.

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-Ahh-- hweuhh!
-That was a big bump.

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What street
are we on? Ahh!

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Are you taking Glonders?

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Nah, I'm taking
the West Wound.

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No, you wanna take
Glonders down to --

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-I'm taking West Wound.
-Ahh!

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Listen, I'm telling you,
you want a quicker way around.

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This place has got
all the potho--

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You see that? Ohh!
-God damn it!

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Your car is too big
for this highway!

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This is your car.

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No, I'm talking to this
dude in front of me!

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Ahh-- I can't tell.

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Either go faster,
or slow down!

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Charlene, could you
hold my head upright?

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I keep knocking my head.
-Charlene, do not let him

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get blood on my seats.

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Well, there's this
little sippy cup...

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Yeah, hang on!
Wup wup wup wup wup wup --

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[ Steve joins in ]
Wup wup wup wup wup wup!

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I almost hit that guy.

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The only things back here
are fast-food napkins.

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Hold up. Hold.
Shut. Wait.

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Charlene, just shut your --
-I don't know anything --

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Charlene.

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I put my head really close
to your ear and I say:

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Remember when we first started
having you cheat on Curtis

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and like we made love
and you were always like,

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"Wrap it up or I'm
gonna get pregnant?

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**

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I -- Wait, can you just
repeat the last thing?

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What are you guys
talking about?

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Remember when we first
started flubbin' under --

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behind my brother's back
and I -- you said,

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"Wrap it up,
or I'll get pregnant?"

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[Panting]
-Uhh...

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I'm sorr-- I honestly
can't understand a word --

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I said, "Remember when we
first started

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behind my brother's back
and you said,

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'Wrap it up, or else
I'm gonna get pregnant'?"

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Uh-- Yeah.

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Who puts truck nuts
on a Dodge Shadow?

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Our whole society
is just becoming

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increasingly sexualized
in every aspect.

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That's what it is?

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This is a 1993 Dodge Shadow.

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This car was made
in America.

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Ahh!

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Do remember Gwen Stefani?

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Of course I do.

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Can you sing me some
of Gwen Stefani

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before I fall asleep?

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Oh!

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* Hush, little baby,
when you walk away *

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* Close your eyes
-[joins in] * On Sunday

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* Close your eyes on Sunday

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* Hush, little baby,
when you walk away *

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-* This is such a fun day
-[Mumbling]

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* Talk to you
-Both: * On Monday

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* And sleep through
the ni-i-i-ght *

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**

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* Sleep through
the ni-i-i-ght *

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Thank you for throwing me
on this luxury gurney, guys.

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And thank you so much,
Curtis, for um...

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Whoa-oa! We can talk
about this afterwards

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and maybe come to
an emotional family conclu--

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Maybe we'll not be angry
at each other.

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I'm not angry at you.

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Why do you think I'm angry at --
-Well, but you-you're --

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Well, you might -- you're the...

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You did --
-Yeah, but I don't want you

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to think that
I'm angry at you.

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I l-- I...

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love you.
-Well, love is a strong word,

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but I use it
to describe you.

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-I just --
-You guys want anything

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from the, uh, hospital
vending machine?

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-Churros.
-I'll take a coffee, I guess.

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And I'm gonna get
a dipsy-doodle.

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Oh, man, Steve,
do you believe

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we did it again,
over women and...?

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Why do we always fall
for the same girl?

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[Sharp inhale, slurp]
-Well, [chuckles]

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it's kinda you falling
for my wife. Uh...

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I know. I feel like, every time
you fall in love with a girl,

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I just feel like
I gotta one-up you

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and shove it in her [bleep]
before you do.

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Yeah, and...it's kinda
the way you phrase things

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sometimes,
sorta does that --

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-It turns people on.
-[Continues indistinctly]

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And I am actually now
getting a little bit angry.

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Uhh --
-I have a really long line

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of phlegm and blood.
Could you pick it up?

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Snack time!

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-Oh!
-Snack time.

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Snack time! Thank you
for this hot coffee.

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Not -- not uh...admit
to eavesdropping,

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but my butt was
mentioned.

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Uh, I'm Dr. Bysmol.
How can I help you?

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Uhh, doctor...th-- um...

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-[Gasp]
-My, uh, brother

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[chuckles nervously]
had an accident at home

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and, as you could see, there's
two incisions in his eyes

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and also a slight, uh,
laceration to his chest area.

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Heh! "Thrincisions"!
[ Laughs ]

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Just, if you could, um, take him
and just do your magic.

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[laughing] Is this vitamins
they're putting in me?

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That's just
some salty water.

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-Um...
-Charlene, could I talk to you

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for a minute?
-Uh, yeah, sure, Curtis.

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[whispering]
I have to head out.

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I actually --

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The bank, uhh...

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There's a new --
a young, uh,

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first-time homebuyer couple
and they actually

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are about to foreclose
on a home.

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Is it okay if I go?

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Will you be okay here?
-I know that you're

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constantly heading out
for work purposes

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-I -- Not the time
-and I would love --

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-to bring that up. I have to
-Eughh!

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-go.
-[Burps] Euhh!

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I would just love to get
to know the doctor better.

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Um...
-Uh...

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I forgot you guys
were married.

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Yeah. Clearly.

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I shoved my --
you know, my f--

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you know, my pud?

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Steve, I know your pud.

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No, I'm talking
to the doctor. Look,

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I'm looking at the doctor
and I'm preten--

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[chuckle]
I couldn't even tell.

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I thought you were
looking at me.

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-Hey, Doctor...
-Yeah?

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Well, you can't tell
where he's looking.

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-Shh! Shh.
-His line of sight is

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-Okay!
-all messed up.

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You sound short.

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Yeah, I'm 5'3".

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Um...

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I have to go?

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Okay, judging by the
severity of your wounds, um,

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I don't think you--you're
ready for surgery just yet.

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But...I can provide you
with a milk transfusion.

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Milk has proteins in it
and uh...

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it'll fill up the empty
spaces in your veins.

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It sounds sort of, um,
like they're gonna

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create, uh, a yogurt
culture within you

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to help reformulate yourself.
-Charlene. Wait, Charlene.

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Why are you pretending
you know anything?

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[ Scraping ]
She's the doctor.

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You should let her be
the one who's in charge

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of discussing science.
-Okay, but --

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But you're just like
coming in --

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No!
I'm not acting smart.

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I'm just trying to bond
with the doctor.

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I did read something,
um, about yogurt

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in Real Simpl magazine.

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I don't know if she saw
that article

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or if she subscribed
to that publication.

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No, I don't.

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I-I hope that you don't
start sweating milk.

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Why? What the [bleep]
does that mean?

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That's stupid.
-No, but it's -- it's --

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You don't sweat blood.

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Doctor, can you tell
him that's stupid?

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-Yeah, that's really stupid.
-I mean her.

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Curtis: All right,
and here's the bathroom.

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Well...

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-So...
-Can I use it really...?

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Can I try it out?
-Anh.

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Yeah, it's --
You know, if --

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It's your home. Heh.
-All right.

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-And I'm so happy to be
-[Zipper scrapes]

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working with you and...
-Ugh.

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definitely has --
hits a lot of, uh,

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the items on your
wish list including,

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Lilly, bamboo floors.

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Ah.

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[ Tropical music plays ]

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I actually need
to get back. Um...

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I don't like rushing
these things.

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And neither do I,
and normally I would say,

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"Let's not rush this,"
-Ugh.

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but, unfortunately --
and, I'm not sure

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exactly how other way
to say this, but --

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my brother is in the
hospital right now.

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-Oh.
-Oh.

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Oh.

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He uh, actually
got stabbed.

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-Ew.
-Um, he got -- it's a stabbing.

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-Oh, God.
-And I have to get back

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to the hospital

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-Ugghh!
-to be with him.

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-Well.
-Enh.

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But then I say, "Curtis?"
And he's gone

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and I go, "Aww."

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And I'm -- I say --
-[Speaks indistinctly]

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Wait. I say, Charlene, I say,
"I'm so full of pink gas

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and it might just be
the pink gas talking,

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but I forgive you for stabbing
me in the eyes."

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Andsay, "I know that,
when we signed off

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on those forms about the
things that might happen

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with the pink gas,
that you might have, uh,

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a -- not just
a face blindness,

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but also an emotional
blindness,

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and I know that --"
-It's f-- chill.

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Dude, it's chill, Charlene.

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In the next life, maybe,
I'll love you, brother,

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00:07:01,833 --> 00:07:04,333
but, you know,
see in this life, you know?

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You know that birds' tongues
have bones in them?

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Can you just tell -- tell us
about birds for a while?

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-Uhh...
-While I drift off?

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Okay, well you know
that birds,

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-85.
-they don't have, like --

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They pee and poo
out of the same hole.

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It's called a cloaka.
-[Clucking]

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It's just like
an all-purpose hole.

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-36.
-All the stuff comes

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out of there,
including, like,

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sexual,
ejaculatory fluids.

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-33.
-Uh, birds also developed, uh,

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lightweight beaks
because jawbones

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were too heavy for flight,
so that they can --

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they can get up in the air
much more easily that way.

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That's why birds
don't have teeth.

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Do you have your own bird?

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Yeah, I got a --
I got a board.

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[ Monitor beeping,
ventilator whooshing ]

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Did you say a board?

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I mean bird.

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[ Alert beeps ]
Okay.

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The great thing
about passing out

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is that you can't hear
anyone anymore.

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I've got a feeling
that I keep

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falling in love
with people I hate.

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When I was 6 years old,
I pushed my Curtis

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down a hill.

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He fell down,
jagged a rock

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against his
upper-right forehead,

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and now has
a long scar there.

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Our father never forgave
the babysitters

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who were supposed
to be watching us.

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I still remember the sound
of Curtis's voice,

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right as he hit that rock,
and a hollow, deep,

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-* Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
-resonant tone

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filled the valley
right outside

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of our cliffside...

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beach property.
He said...

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It's okay; you can
sleep with my wife.

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I was shaking his limp
little 4-year-old body

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'cause I'm a 2-year-old
brother low-- older.

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I'm 6 and he's 4,
in this dream.

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What are you talking
about, Curtis?!

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Charlene.

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I don't mind.

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What are you
talking about?!

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You are limp as rag!"

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Yeah, but I'll be
all right.

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That's for you, bro.

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Is it weird that I feel
like we love each other more

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when we've been
in the same holes?"

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We started out
in the same hole.

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We're gonna
end in the same hole.

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I wanna be in every
hole you've been.

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Is that some
twisted song?

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Yeah.

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And then the babysitter
came over.

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Oh, so you would...?
Okay, so this was...

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You're 6!
-What?

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You're 6 and 4,
respectively,

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talking
about tight holes.

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I'm sorry.
-It's fine.

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-It's a dream.
-It's fine. It's a dream.

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-Okay.
-You know how dreams

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kinda merge and shift?
-Anything can happen in a dream.

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Yeah.
Hey, Jackie.

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-Hey.
-Can you get me some ice cream?

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Uhh...

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Not past 4:00 p.m.

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Your blood sugar's already
high from lunch.

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Wait, blood...

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sugar...

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Dairy?
What's in the ice cream?

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Normally, ice cream's
made with cream.

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And?

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Sugar, milk.

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Wait. Wait wait wait.
Wait wait wait.

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And then it hit me
like a ton of bricks.

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Fat bricks.

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But they were full
of fat.

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Rectangular cube sacks
of fat meat,

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slappin' me in the face,
and I was going,

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"Ohhhhhhhh, ohhhhh, ohhhh.

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Ohhhhhhh Ohhhhhhh
Ohhhhhhh Ohhhhhhh."

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Can we just do like
a pan-out where

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everybody's just like
"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

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all at the same time?

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Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh
hhhhhhhh!

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And I strained so hard
and I saw the blurry whiteness

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of my room outside
and I saw

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two shadowy figures
and I couldn't get out!

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[ Monitor beeping ]
Charlene, uhh...

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I-I completed my part
of the murder pact

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and I want you to do --

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I want you
to return the favor.

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Yes. Thank you.

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Thank you
for poisoning my lover,

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like the crooked MD
that you are.

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Uh, Steve can't testify
in court against Curtis

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and our marriage is safe

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and I will commit
the murder you want.

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The autopsy's gonna say
that it was a --

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a uterus,
a uterine transplant

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that went totally wrong.

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But little do they know,
I'm the poison doctor.

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Hehhaha!

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[ Screeches ]

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00:10:29,167 --> 00:10:30,727
[ Laughing ]

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Sorry.
-I'd like you to kill

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my brother.

334
00:10:34,033 --> 00:10:35,233
Uhh...

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Okay.

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**

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Chris Michols:
* Are you tired of waiting

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* While your body is failing

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* And you're tired of dealing

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* With pain

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* That you know will not come

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* To an end

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* I really didn't think
it'd happen *

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* To me, stay

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* I never really thought
it'd happen *

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**
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